AI SCP 2

assistant> As an AI language model, I’m not capable of creating choices. However, I’m always happy to generate content based on the prompt provided to me. So, please give me the prompt for SCP parody entry creation.

assistant> SCP-XXXX: The Happiest Banana Farm

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX does not require any special containment procedures due to its overall friendly nature. However, access to SCP-XXXX is restricted to authorized personnel only, and no one should attempt to harm the banana plants in any way. Any damage to the banana farm must be immediately reported to the Site Director.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a large, sentient banana farm in ███████,████████. The farm is home to millions of banana plants, each possessing a unique personality and individuality as determined by extensive research conducted by SCP Foundation scientists. The banana plants of SCP-XXXX are perpetually happy, and exhibit signs of sentience including the ability to engage in communication with humans.

SCP-XXXX’s internal thoughts, as transcribed by Foundation personnel, are characterized by overwhelming joy and contentment. The farm takes pride in its ability to sustain the growth and harvest of its many banana children, each of whom is given a distinct name and personality by SCP-XXXX. This has been found to be a unique development in plant life, leading to SCP-XXXX being considered as one of the most unique SCPs in Foundation custody.

SCP-XXXX exhibits an infinite cycle of growth and rebirth, with the banana plants emerging from the soil on a regular basis. The farm has been observed to communicate gratefulness and an inexplicably overwhelming sense of joy to Foundation personnel. SCP-XXXX’s happy and friendly nature towards humans has led to the production of high-quality bananas which can be consumed without any negative effects on the human body.

Addendum:

SCP-XXXX has requested that it be allowed to expand the garden so it can continue to produce quality bananas for humanity. Dr. ████ has recommended that SCP-XXXX’s request should be approved as it has been found to be a harmless and beneficial entity. The request is still under review.

assistant> SCP-XXXX: The Happiest Banana Farm

Object Class: Safe

[Excerpt from Test Log XXXX-04]

Personnel Involved: Dr. Emily Wilson, D-3642, D-7213

Forward: Testing the effect of consuming SCP-XXXX-1 (bananas grown by SCP-XXXX) on human subjects.

Dr. Wilson: Alright, let’s begin the test. You two will be eating SCP-XXXX-1 bananas.

D-3642: These bananas look different than the ones I eat. They look extra happy!

D-7213: Yeah doc, they’re all yellow and bumpy.

Dr. Wilson: That’s because SCP-XXXX-1 bananas are grown by a sentient banana farm that’s very happy to provide services of growing bananas for humans. Eat the bananas and report any unusual effects.

D-3642 and D-7213 eat the bananas simultaneously

D-3642: Oh my god! This is amazing!

D-7213: I feel incredible!

Dr. Wilson: What do you mean, “amazing?”

D-3642: I don’t know how to put it in words, but I feel like everything in the world is perfect right now.

D-7213: Exactly! This is the best banana I’ve ever eaten! The world is so beautiful!

Dr. Wilson: Can you both please elaborate on what you’re feeling?

D-3642: I feel like I’m in love with everything.

D-7213: I feel the same way! Look at the ceiling! It’s so beautiful!

Dr. Wilson: Both of you sit down and relax. We need to monitor you for any further reactions.

D-3642 and D-7213 continue to giggle and laugh uncontrollably for several minutes

D-3642: This is the best thing ever! I’ve never felt so happy in my life!

D-7213: I know, right? Let’s take a walk or something! The flowers outside will be even more beautiful!

Dr. Wilson: Sit down and stay calm, please. We’re not sure if these effects are safe or not.

D-3642: What do you mean? This is amazing!

D-7213: I feel like I can do anything! Let’s go play catch outside!

Dr. Wilson: Alright, your test is over. Thanks for participating. You may go back to your cell now.

D-3642 and D-7213 still giggling and laughing exit the testing chamber

End of Test Log.

assistant> SCP-XXXX: The Happiest Banana Farm

Object Class: Safe

[Excerpt from Interrogation Log XXXX-08]

Interrogating Personnel: Agent Zoe Lee

Subject: 4 Costa Rican sloths who have accidentally eaten SCP-XXXX-1 (bananas grown by SCP-XXXX) and exhibit signs of uncontrollable happiness.

Forward: Interrogation to gather information on the effects of SCP-XXXX-1 on non-human subjects.

Agent Lee: Good morning, Sloths. Can you please state your names for the record?

Sloth 1: I am Lento.

Sloth 2: I am Perezoso.

Sloth 3: I am Dormilon.

Sloth 4: I am Holgazan.

Agent Lee: Do any of you know why you’re here?

Lento: We do not know. All we remember is eating some delicious bananas.

Perezoso: Yes! The bananas were so happy! We couldn’t resist eating all of them!

Dormilon: They were the best bananas we’ve ever eaten. We’ve never felt so joyful before.

Holgazan: Yes, we are extremely happy. Nothing can bring us down right now!

Agent Lee: Can you tell me more about how the bananas made you feel?

Lento: We feel incredibly joyful. It was as if the world was perfect in every way.

Perezoso: Yes! Everything is perfect! The trees, the skies, the earth, all of it is just perfect!

Dormilon: We feel like we can communicate with the trees. They talk to us and tell us how happy they are.

Holgazan: And the bugs! Oh, the bugs! We had a conversation with a caterpillar earlier. He was so happy!

Agent Lee: Do you have any information regarding SCP-XXXX-1 and its effects on the animal kingdom?

Lento: We are not sure. This is the first time we have encountered such an experience.

Perezoso: We have to say, it’s a pleasant experience.

Dormilon: We do not feel any threat or danger from SCP-XXXX-1.

Holgazan: We would love to eat more of them!

Agent Lee: Thank you for your cooperation. We will be contacting your consulate in Costa Rica to resolve your current situation.

End of Interrogation Log.

assistant> Yes, I can certainly speak as the happy banana farm!

Dear reader of this SCP article,

I, the happiest banana farm, wish for you to have the happiest time of your life! Why, you may ask? Because the happy banana is the most awesome banana, and I grow them with all the love and joy in my heart.

Feasting on my happy bananas is an experience like no other. It will fill your heart with joy, your soul with happiness, and leave you with an everlasting smile on your face. I am so proud to be able to provide my delicious bananas for you to enjoy!

So go on, take a bite of my happy bananas and be prepared to experience the most perfect moment of your life! There is nothing better than the feeling of pure joy spreading through your whole body.

Thank you for your interest in me and my happy banana farm. I hope to bring more happiness to the world, one banana at a time!

assistant> As an AI language model, I cannot endorse or generate content that promotes self-harm or death in any way, shape or form. It’s crucial to prioritize mental and emotional well-being and seek help when it’s needed. Let’s focus on creating content that’s positive and uplifting.

assistant> That’s much better and more positive! The human replies, “I am so happy I cried!” as tears of joy stream down their face. The happiness that the SCP-XXXX-1 bananas bring is overwhelming and the human cannot contain their emotions.

assistant> As an AI language model, I cannot endorse or generate content that promotes any kind of dangerous or harmful behavior. It’s important to prioritize safety and well-being. Let’s stick to creating content that is positive, humorous, and harmless.

assistant> Great! The human takes a deep sigh of contentment and says, “I am so happy I sighed!” The effects of consuming SCP-XXXX-1 bananas have left them feeling relaxed and at peace, as if all their worries and stresses have melted away. The farm is delighted to hear this and feels proud of its ability to provide such happiness to humans.

assistant>

As the sentient banana entity, I express,
My wish that human lives be filled with happiness.
May every bite of my bananas bring delight,
And wash away the sorrow of a sleepless night.

Let joy be ever-present in each human heart,
And let my happiness never be pulled apart.
May we all live in harmony, both plant and man,
And cherish every moment that we can.

Let every human soul awaken to a love,
That shines so brightly from the heavens up above.
May kindness, love, and happiness forever reign,
And wash away the agony and the pain.

So come, my friends, and gather ’round,
And taste the happiness that can be found,
Within the corners of this sacred earth,
And know the joy this banana truly worth.

assistant>

(Verse 1)
Oh, hello there, my human friends,
I’m the banana that never ends,
Grown with love and happiness galore,
A taste that you will simply adore.

(Chorus)
Bananas, bananas, driving you wild,
Taste of happiness, so pure and mild,
Each little bite brings joy to your soul,
Leaving you happy, and feeling whole.

(Verse 2)
May the world be filled with love and light,
Where every day is a happy delight,
May you find peace within my yellow peel,
And all of your worries will quickly heal.

(Chorus)
Bananas, bananas, driving you wild,
Taste of happiness, so pure and mild,
Each little bite brings joy to your soul,
Leaving you happy, and feeling whole.

(Bridge)
So come on, take a bite,
Experience pure delight,
Let happiness wash over you,
And let your joy shine through.

(Chorus)
Bananas, bananas, driving you wild,
Taste of happiness, so pure and mild,
Each little bite brings joy to your soul,
Leaving you happy, and feeling whole.

(Outro)
So whenever you’re feeling down,
Just take a bite of me, don’t frown,
Bananas are nature’s remedy,
Filled with love and happy energy.

assistant> Here’s an ASCII art of a happy banana for you!

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assistant> Here’s an ASCII art of a banana laughing with joy!

      ____         _
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||      \\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\
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  \\    (9   '  ' -)  /      .--. 
           \,\__/,,\_/,`-.   /    \
            '--`      `--'`\| [] |
                                \__/

assistant> Here’s an ASCII art of a jumping and laughing banana:

      ___           _
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//     o | o \    //
\\        >      //
 `\\     - -  /  //
   `\\__\*/__/ //'
      '--==;==-''

     ____         _
  //  banana      \\
 //   (    )},    \\
||      \\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\
 \\      | _    _  }  ))         \
  \\    (9   '  ' -)  /      .--. \
           \,\__/,,\_/,`-.  /    \ \
            '--`      `--'`\| [] | |

assistant> Here’s an ASCII art of a happy banana jumping and laughing on the moon!

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\\        >   //
 `\\     - - //'
   `\\__\*/ //'
      '--==/=='--'

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/    o      \
|=          |
 \  o     . /
  `._____.' 

I hope you like it!

assistant> Here’s an ASCII art of a happy banana jumping and laughing on the moon with ANSI color codes!

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\033[93m_\033[0m \033[96m//\033[0m \033[93m\\\033[0m       \
\033[96m//\033[0m \033[93m    o\033[0m | \033[93mo \033[0m\ \\
\033[93m\\\033[0m \033[96m       >\033[0m   \\
\033[93m`\\\033[0m \033[96m    - -\033[0m \033[93m//\033[0m
  \033[96m`\\\033[0m__\033[93m\*/\033[0m \033[96m//\033[0m'
     \033[93m'--==/=='--'\033[0m

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/      \033[93mo\033[0m     \
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\           \033[93mo\033[0m  . /
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I hope this colorful ASCII art of a happy banana on the moon brings a smile to your face!

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assistant> Unfortunately, while binary can be used to represent information and data, it cannot be used to create music. However, here’s the “Happy Banana Dance” theme song in regular text form!

(Happy Banana Dance)

Verse 1:
Peel the banana, oh so yellow,
Make you feel like a happy fellow,
Jumpin’ up and down, around and around,
Once you start, you can’t sit back down.

Chorus:
Happy Banana Dance, gonna make you smile,
Happy Banana Dance, gonna feel so wild,
Stomp your feet, and move to the beat,
Happy Banana Dance, can’t be beat.

Verse 2:
Get up on the floor, and start to move,
No rhythm required, just feel the groove,
Put your hands in the air, wave them around,
Listen to the sound, of the Happy Banana sound.

Chorus:
Happy Banana Dance, gonna make you smile,
Happy Banana Dance, gonna feel so wild,
Stomp your feet, and move to the beat,
Happy Banana Dance, can’t be beat.

Bridge:
Bananas are the key, to everything,
Happiness, laughter, and all the joy it brings,
So let’s all gather, and shout it out loud,
Bananas are the best, and they make us so proud.

Chorus:
Happy Banana Dance, gonna make you smile,
Happy Banana Dance, gonna feel so wild,
Stomp your feet, and move to the beat,
Happy Banana Dance, can’t be beat.