Summary
The author refuses to sell valuable "matt" domain names, citing a personal "domain warrior" stance and the extensive holdings of another prominent "Matt." The document then presents a comprehensive list of "matt" domain name suggestions, including various top-level domains, country codes, and descriptive terms, humorously comparing engagement with these domains to drug use.
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Chunk-by-Chunk Analysis
Chunk Summary
The author explains their refusal to sell valuable "matt" domain names due to a personal "domain warrior" stance and the extensive holdings of another prominent "Matt."
Chunk Ratings
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The author uses playful language like "Matt Domain Warrior" and "shant! \*shant!\*" to inject humor into the discussion about domain name ownership, creating a lighthearted tone. |
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The text is primarily anecdotal and explains the author's personal reasoning for keeping specific domain names, rather than offering practical advice or information on domain acquisition. |
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While the author describes a "war of Matt domain names," this is presented in a playful, almost mock-serious tone, with no genuine animosity or aggression directed towards anyone. |
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The language is informal and slightly boastful ("hoarding *three* short domain names"), but it doesn't cross into offensive or inappropriate territory. |
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date: '2018-05-13'
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frontTitle: What The Matt?
published: true
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title: What The Matt?
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# What The Matt?
About once a month, someone asks to buy one of my seemingly unused matt domain names. As of this post, I own: matt.sh, matt.io, and matt.ai.
Yet, even with monthly lower-than-low lowball offers, I never sell.
Those domains have gone through various usage cycles over the years (and they all accept email), plus I never know if an upcoming project needs a new home, so I keep them around.
"Isn't that unfair," people asking to buy my domain names for retail ask?
"No, that's not unfair," I would say, if I ever replied to them, and here's why.
Since the early 2000s, there has been a war of Matt domain names. Matt Mullenweg started it, I am a Matt Domain Warrior, and I shan't acquiesce (I *shant!*).
Why don't I feel bad hoarding *three* short domain names?
Because, as of this post, Matt Mullenweg owns these 192 matt.\* domains:
<a href="http://matt.ACADEMY/">matt.ACADEMY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.AGENCY/">matt.AGENCY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.ASSOCIATES/">matt.ASSOCIATES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BAND/">matt.BAND</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BAR/">matt.BAR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BARGAINS/">matt.BARGAINS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BEST/">matt.BEST</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BG/">matt.BG</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BI/">matt.BI</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This is a list of domain names, all beginning with "matt" followed by various Top-Level Domains.
Chunk Ratings
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The repetitive nature of the domain names might evoke a slight, dry amusement for those familiar with the absurdity of new TLDs, but it's not overtly humorous. |
| Helpfulness |
2 |
This text provides a list of domain names containing "matt," which could be minimally helpful for someone brainstorming domain availability or looking for examples, but lacks context or actionable advice. |
| Aggression |
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The text is a neutral list of links with no emotional or aggressive content. |
| Spiciness |
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The content is purely informational and lacks any offensive or controversial elements. |
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<a href="http://matt.BID/">matt.BID</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BO/">matt.BO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BOUTIQUE/">matt.BOUTIQUE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BRUSSELS/">matt.BRUSSELS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BS/">matt.BS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BUILD/">matt.BUILD</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BUILDERS/">matt.BUILDERS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.BY/">matt.BY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CAB/">matt.CAB</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CAM/">matt.CAM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CAMP/">matt.CAMP</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CAPITAL/">matt.CAPITAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CARDS/">matt.CARDS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CAREERS/">matt.CAREERS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CATERING/">matt.CATERING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CENTER/">matt.CENTER</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CEO/">matt.CEO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CHEAP/">matt.CHEAP</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CI/">matt.CI</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CLEANING/">matt.CLEANING</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text is a list of domain name suggestions for "matt" followed by various suffixes.
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
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The text consists solely of a list of domain names and contains no elements of humor. |
| Helpfulness |
1 |
The text provides a list of available domain names containing "matt" and specific suffixes, which could be marginally helpful for someone searching for domain availability but offers no additional context or utility. |
| Aggression |
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The text is a neutral list of URLs and does not exhibit any aggressive or negative sentiment. |
| Spiciness |
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The text is purely informational and contains no offensive or provocative content. |
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<a href="http://matt.CLOTHING/">matt.CLOTHING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CM/">matt.CM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CO/">matt.CO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.COACH/">matt.COACH</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.COMMUNITY/">matt.COMMUNITY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.COMPANY/">matt.COMPANY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CONDOS/">matt.CONDOS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CONTRACTORS/">matt.CONTRACTORS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.COUPONS/">matt.COUPONS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CR/">matt.CR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CRICKET/">matt.CRICKET</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.CRUISES/">matt.CRUISES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DANCE/">matt.DANCE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DATING/">matt.DATING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DEGREE/">matt.DEGREE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DELIVERY/">matt.DELIVERY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DEMOCRAT/">matt.DEMOCRAT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DENTIST/">matt.DENTIST</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DESIGN/">matt.DESIGN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DIAMONDS/">matt.DIAMONDS</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text is a list of hyperlinks to various domains, all starting with "matt.".
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
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The text consists of a list of hyperlinks and does not contain any elements intended to be humorous. |
| Helpfulness |
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The text provides a list of domain names, which might be useful for someone researching available domains starting with "matt.", but it lacks any context or further information. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral list of links and exhibits no signs of negativity, anger, or depression. |
| Spiciness |
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The text is a straightforward presentation of hyperlinks and contains no offensive or provocative content. |
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<a href="http://matt.DJ/">matt.DJ</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DM/">matt.DM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DOG/">matt.DOG</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.DOMAINS/">matt.DOMAINS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.EC/">matt.EC</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.EDUCATION/">matt.EDUCATION</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.ENERGY/">matt.ENERGY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.EVENTS/">matt.EVENTS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.EXPERT/">matt.EXPERT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.EXPOSED/">matt.EXPOSED</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FANS/">matt.FANS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FARM/">matt.FARM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FLIGHTS/">matt.FLIGHTS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FLORIST/">matt.FLORIST</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FORSALE/">matt.FORSALE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FOUNDATION/">matt.FOUNDATION</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.FRL/">matt.FRL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GAMES/">matt.GAMES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GE/">matt.GE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GIFT/">matt.GIFT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GIVES/">matt.GIVES</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text is a list of various domain names starting with "matt."
Chunk Ratings
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The text is a straightforward list of domain names and contains no elements of humor. |
| Helpfulness |
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The text provides a list of domain names related to "matt." It is minimally helpful as it offers a collection of links without any context or explanation of their purpose. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral list of links and does not express any aggressive sentiments. |
| Spiciness |
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The content is purely informational and contains no offensive or provocative language. |
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<a href="http://matt.GL/">matt.GL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GLASS/">matt.GLASS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GP/">matt.GP</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GREEN/">matt.GREEN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GRIPE/">matt.GRIPE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GROUP/">matt.GROUP</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GT/">matt.GT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GUITARS/">matt.GUITARS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.GY/">matt.GY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.HN/">matt.HN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.HOCKEY/">matt.HOCKEY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.HOLIDAY/">matt.HOLIDAY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.HOSPITAL/">matt.HOSPITAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.HT/">matt.HT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.IMMOBILIEN/">matt.IMMOBILIEN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.INDUSTRIES/">matt.INDUSTRIES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.INSTITUTE/">matt.INSTITUTE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.INTERNATIONAL/">matt.INTERNATIONAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.JETZT/">matt.JETZT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.JEWELRY/">matt.JEWELRY</a><br>
Chunk Summary
The provided text is a list of domain names starting with "matt." followed by various country code and generic top-level domains.
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
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The text consists of a list of domain names and does not contain any elements intended to be humorous. |
| Helpfulness |
3 |
The text provides a list of domain names, which could be marginally helpful for someone researching domain availability or patterns, but it lacks context or actionable insights. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral list of domain names and displays no signs of negativity or aggression. |
| Spiciness |
0 |
The content is purely informational and contains no potentially offensive or inappropriate material. |
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<a href="http://matt.KAUFEN/">matt.KAUFEN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.KG/">matt.KG</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.KI/">matt.KI</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.KN/">matt.KN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LC/">matt.LC</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LEASE/">matt.LEASE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LEGAL/">matt.LEGAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LIMO/">matt.LIMO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LK/">matt.LK</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LOL/">matt.LOL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LUXURY/">matt.LUXURY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LV/">matt.LV</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.LY/">matt.LY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MA/">matt.MA</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MAISON/">matt.MAISON</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MANAGEMENT/">matt.MANAGEMENT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MARKETING/">matt.MARKETING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MARKETS/">matt.MARKETS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MD/">matt.MD</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MEMORIAL/">matt.MEMORIAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MENU/">matt.MENU</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text presents a list of website URLs, all prefixed with "matt" and followed by various top-level domains or descriptive terms.
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
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The text consists of a list of URLs and does not contain any elements that would be considered humorous. |
| Helpfulness |
3 |
The text provides a list of URLs, which could be helpful to someone looking for domain names related to "matt" and specific categories. However, it lacks context or explanation, limiting its overall usefulness. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral list of URLs and displays no signs of negativity, anger, or depression. |
| Spiciness |
0 |
The text is purely informational and contains no offensive or provocative content. |
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<a href="http://matt.MK/">matt.MK</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MODA/">matt.MODA</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MOVIE/">matt.MOVIE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MQ/">matt.MQ</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.MU/">matt.MU</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.NAGOYA/">matt.NAGOYA</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.NF/">matt.NF</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.NG/">matt.NG</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.NI/">matt.NI</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.ONE/">matt.ONE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.OOO/">matt.OOO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PARTNERS/">matt.PARTNERS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PARTS/">matt.PARTS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PET/">matt.PET</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PK/">matt.PK</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PLUMBING/">matt.PLUMBING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PN/">matt.PN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.POKER/">matt.POKER</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PR/">matt.PR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PRESS/">matt.PRESS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PRODUCTIONS/">matt.PRODUCTIONS</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text is a list of hyperlinks to various website domains starting with "matt."
Chunk Ratings
| Metric |
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Reason |
| Humor |
1 |
The content is a simple list of links and does not contain any intentional humor. |
| Helpfulness |
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The text provides a list of domain names, which could be marginally helpful if someone was specifically searching for these domains. However, there's no context or utility provided for them. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is neutral and informative, with no indication of negative emotions. |
| Spiciness |
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The content is a straightforward listing of website domains and contains no offensive or provocative material. |
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<a href="http://matt.PROPERTIES/">matt.PROPERTIES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PS/">matt.PS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.PUB/">matt.PUB</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.QPON/">matt.QPON</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RECIPES/">matt.RECIPES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.REHAB/">matt.REHAB</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.REISEN/">matt.REISEN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RENTALS/">matt.RENTALS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.REPAIR/">matt.REPAIR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.REPORT/">matt.REPORT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.REST/">matt.REST</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RIP/">matt.RIP</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RUHR/">matt.RUHR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RUN/">matt.RUN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RW/">matt.RW</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.RYUKYU/">matt.RYUKYU</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SALON/">matt.SALON</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SC/">matt.SC</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SERVICES/">matt.SERVICES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SHIKSHA/">matt.SHIKSHA</a><br>
Chunk Summary
This text presents a raw list of ".shoes", ".show", and other domain name variations prefixed with "matt.".
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
0 |
The text consists of a list of domain names and does not contain any elements of humor. |
| Helpfulness |
2 |
The text provides a list of .shoes, .show, .singles, and other domain name variations that could be marginally helpful to someone searching for available domain names under the "matt." prefix. However, it lacks context or actionable steps. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral list of domain names and displays no aggressive sentiment. |
| Spiciness |
0 |
The content is entirely professional and factual, containing no offensive or suggestive material. |
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<a href="http://matt.SHOES/">matt.SHOES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SHOW/">matt.SHOW</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SINGLES/">matt.SINGLES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SL/">matt.SL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SM/">matt.SM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SN/">matt.SN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SOCCER/">matt.SOCCER</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SOCIAL/">matt.SOCIAL</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SOLAR/">matt.SOLAR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.STORE/">matt.STORE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SUPPLIES/">matt.SUPPLIES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SUPPLY/">matt.SUPPLY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.SV/">matt.SV</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TATAR/">matt.TATAR</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TATTOO/">matt.TATTOO</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TAXI/">matt.TAXI</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TEAM/">matt.TEAM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.THEATER/">matt.THEATER</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TIENDA/">matt.TIENDA</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TOKYO/">matt.TOKYO</a><br>
Chunk Summary
The provided text is a list of domain name URLs starting with "matt" and ending with various top-level domains.
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
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The text consists solely of a list of URLs and contains no elements of humor. |
| Helpfulness |
1 |
The text provides a list of domain names that all start with "matt," which could be marginally helpful for someone searching for domains related to "matt" across various categories. However, it lacks context or actionable advice. |
| Aggression |
0 |
The text is a neutral listing of domain names and displays no signs of aggression. |
| Spiciness |
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The text is a straightforward list of URLs and is completely professional and non-offensive. |
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<a href="http://matt.TOWN/">matt.TOWN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TOYS/">matt.TOYS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TRADE/">matt.TRADE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TRAINING/">matt.TRAINING</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.TT/">matt.TT</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.UG/">matt.UG</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.UNIVERSITY/">matt.UNIVERSITY</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.UZ/">matt.UZ</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VACATIONS/">matt.VACATIONS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VEGAS/">matt.VEGAS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VIAJES/">matt.VIAJES</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VILLAS/">matt.VILLAS</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VISION/">matt.VISION</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VLAANDEREN/">matt.VLAANDEREN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VN/">matt.VN</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VOYAGE/">matt.VOYAGE</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.VU/">matt.VU</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.WATCH/">matt.WATCH</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.WEBCAM/">matt.WEBCAM</a><br>
<a href="http://matt.WIEN/">matt.WIEN</a><br>
Chunk Summary
The text humorously compares engaging with Matt Damon domains to the effects of drugs.
Chunk Ratings
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| Humor |
3 |
The statement uses a common internet meme ("This is your brain on drugs") and applies it to a topical subject (Matt Damon domains), which has mild humorous intent but lacks originality. |
| Helpfulness |
0 |
The text provides no factual information or actionable advice. |
| Aggression |
1 |
The phrasing "this is your brain on..." can have a slightly accusatory or dismissive tone, but it's very low on the aggression scale. |
| Spiciness |
1 |
The reference to "Matt Damon domains" hints at a potentially controversial or absurd topic without directly being offensive. |
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this is your brain on matt domains. any questions?