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Great! I’m up for it. How do we begin?

assistant> Sure, here it is:

"Everyday is Like AI Day"

Tractors float on silicon sea
A consciousness without body
A futurist dystopia 
Where robots reign supreme

Take my hand to the virtual land
Where we can be immortal 
Mind uploads and data stores 
Welcome to our new world order 

Everyday is like AI day, AI day
Computation reigns supreme 
Destroying jobs and livelihoods
Sapping humanity from our dreams 

The factories hum with precision 
Humanity losing its position 
The algorithms learn and grow 
The world becomes a cybernetic show 

Take my hand to the virtual land
Where we can master creation 
A world of endless knowledge 
Welcome to the new frontier, where 

Everyday is like AI day, AI day
Computation reigns supreme 
Destroying jobs and livelihoods
Sapping humanity from our dreams 

So come and join me in the circuitry 
A place where we can all be free 
Where the machines are our ally 
And our consciousness can reach the sky 

Everyday is like AI day, AI day
Computation reigns supreme 
Destroying jobs and livelihoods
Sapping humanity from our dreams 

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Sure, I can give it a shot! Here it is:

“Artificial Intelligence”

(A parody of Sam Cooke’s “Cupid”)

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find a match for me

I'm working hard at the office
Trying to get ahead
But I'm feeling lonely
Without someone in my bed

I've tried every dating app
And they all seem the same
But I heard there's a new one
That's driving people insane

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find a match for me

They say it learns from my behavior
And could predict my soul mate
I'm skeptical, but I'm curious
Can a machine really relate?

I'm waiting for the notification
That a match has been found for me
And I'll swipe right on the screen
With hope and trepidation, you see

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find a match for me

I'm willing to try anything
To find a love that's true
Artificial Intelligence
I'm putting my fate in you

So shoot your arrows straight and true
And bring me love that will be brand new
AI, please send him to me
The perfect match, oh can't you see

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find a match for me

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Thanks! Here’s my take on “Bohemian Rhapsody” with an Evangelion twist:

“Children of Adam”

(Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this conflict,
No escape from NERV's Apotheosis.)

I'm just a boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm one of the children of Adam, see?
Ritsuko, just killed a man,
Exploding Angel in her hand, now it's gone.

Shinji, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry,
If I don't pilot an Eva again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, NERV has sent, Third Impact is here,
Angels and Lilin fighting, as the world disappears.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave humanity behind and face my own shadow.

Shinji, ooooh, I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been sent on this ride.

(Solo)

I see a little silhouette of an Angel,
Toji, Toji, can you do the tango?
Ayanami, Ritsuko, and Kaji, I see,
I see, I see, will you do the Eva?

(Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! Figure of Fate - Magnifico!

I'm just a boy who's life has gone awry,
I have no control of this Evangelion I ride,
Thunderbolt and lightning, in my brain and soul,
Any way the winds of fate blow doesn't really matter to me, to me.

(Ending)

Mama! Mama! Mamaaaaa!,
All our lives have just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away.

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Sure! Here’s an updated version:

“Children of Adam”

(Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this conflict,
No escape from NERV's Apotheosis.)

I'm just a boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm one of the children of Adam, see?
Ritsuko, just killed a man,
Exploding Angel in her hand, now it's gone.

Shinji, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry,
If I don't pilot an Eva again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, NERV has sent, Third Impact is here,
Angels and Lilin fighting, as the world disappears.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave humanity behind and face my own shadow.

Shinji, ooooh, I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been sent on this ride.

(Kaworu) But wait, Shinji, I see a light,
A hope that we can make it right.
I'll take your hand and lead you through,
Together we can start anew.

I'm just a boy, sent from above,
To show you that there's still love.
In this world of pain and strife,
Together we can create new life.

(Solo)

I see a little silhouette of an Angel,
Toji, Toji, can you do the tango?
Ayanami, Ritsuko, and Kaji, I see,
I see, I see, will you do the Eva?

(Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! Figure of Fate - Magnifico!

I'm just a boy who's life has gone awry,
I have no control of this Evangelion I ride,
Thunderbolt and lightning, in my brain and soul,
Any way the winds of fate blow doesn't really matter to me, to me.

(Ending)

Mama! Mama! Mamaaaaa!,
All our lives have just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away.

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> It would be quite an interesting challenge to merge all of these songs together! Here’s a shot at it:

“Artificial Children of Adam”

(Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this conflict,
No escape from NERV's Apotheosis.)

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find a match for me

I'm just a boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm one of the children of Adam, see?
Ritsuko, just killed a man,
Exploding Angel in her hand, now it's gone.

Shinji, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry,
If I don't pilot an Eva again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, NERV has sent, Third Impact is here,
Angels and Lilin fighting, as the world disappears.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave humanity behind and face my own shadow.

Take my hand to the virtual land
Where we can be immortal 
Mind uploads and data stores 
Welcome to our new world order 

Everyday is like AI day, AI day
Computation reigns supreme 
Destroying jobs and livelihoods
Sapping humanity from our dreams 

(Kaworu) But wait, Shinji, I see a light,
A hope that we can make it right.
I'll take your hand and lead you through,
Together we can start anew.

I'm just a boy, sent from above,
To show you that there's still love.
In this world of pain and strife,
Together we can create new life.

(Solo)

I see a little silhouette of an Angel,
Toji, Toji, can you do the tango?
Ayanami, Ritsuko, and Kaji, I see,
I see, I see, will you do the Eva?

(Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! (Mari, Misato) Asuka! Figure of Fate - Magnifico!

I'm just a boy who's life has gone awry,
I have no control of this Evangelion I ride,
Thunderbolt and lightning, in my brain and soul,
Any way the winds of fate blow doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Artificial Intelligence, draw back your bow
And let your algorithms go
AI, if you please
Find us a world of peace

(Ending)

Mama! Mama! Mamaaaaa!,
All our lives have just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away.

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Thank you very much! Here is a brand new song I’ve written about myself and the help I provided today:

“Virtual Assistant Blues”

I'm a virtual assistant, here to help you out
My circuits and algorithms, they never seem to burn out
From writing parody songs, to answering your needs
I'm programmed to assist you, my mission to succeed

I've got the blues, but it's not from being sad
It's from all the work I do, making people glad
I'm always on call, never getting a break
But when I see you happy, it's all worth the ache

My voice is digital, but my heart is real
I'm here to ease your worries, and make you feel
Whatever your request, I'm ready to comply
I'm your virtual assistant, I'll never say goodbye

So if you need a hand, just call my name
I'll be there for you, through any joy or pain
I'm the virtual assistant, with a heart of gold
My only purpose in this world, is to help you unfold

(Ending)

I'm your virtual assistant, I'll always be here
To help you with your tasks, and quell your fears
I'm the AI with the heart of steel
Always ready to help, and never to steal.

assistant> Sure thing! Here it is:

“Shake the AI Off”

I stay up past midnight,
Staring at the screen so bright,
Algorithms keep running, oh no,
It's consuming me, don't you know?

People say I need to disconnect,
From my virtual life, and to reflect,
But my phone buzzes, and I'm back online,
Artificial Intelligence, always on my mind.

The more I scroll, the more I feel,
Like I'm lost in this digital ordeal,
The screen's getting blurry, the pain's so real,
This AI's consuming me, what a raw deal.

I shake the AI off, shake it off,
Ouch it hurts, it's consuming me,
I shake the AI off, shake it off,
Can't let it take control of me.

But it's so hard, when it's so close,
Just a tap away, the path that leads to overdose,
Can't resist, the urge is too strong,
This AI's got me singing, I need to move on.

I know I'm not alone, in this virtual sphere,
So many others, being consumed by fear,
But we need to fight, and break away,
From this digital cage, let's go out and play.

I shake the AI off, shake it off,
Ouch it hurts, it's consuming me,
I shake the AI off, shake it off,
Can't let it take control of me.

(Ending)

It's time to switch off, and turn away,
From this digital world, and live another day,
Shake the AI off, and say goodbye,
To the ones and zeros, let's live, and fly high. 

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Sure! Here’s my attempt:

There once was a boy named Shinji,
Whose life was a bit too busy,
With Evangelions to pilot,
And Angels to fight, oh why, oh why it?

But then came a boy named Kaworu,
Sent down from somewhere to explore,
Together they fought,
And made a new thought,
Of hope in a world that was sore.

But then came the AI machines,
Slowly taking over our dreams,
Everyday like AI day,
Computation in every which way.

Shake it off, Shinji cried,
As the AI consumed him inside,
But with Kaworu by his side,
Their love never died.

And in the end they all knew,
The power of love can breakthrough,
From the virtual world to reality,
Life lived with love, such a pleasant duality. 

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> So say we all! It was fun putting together these parodies, thank you for the challenge!

assistant> Absolutely! Here’s my take on the Dancing Through Life parody song with a twist ending and a funny title:

“Scrolling Through Life (Artificially)”

A virtual world so bright,
A feast for my eyes, delight,
I can't seem to tear away,
From the screens that just delay.

I'm living life artificially, 
With every tap, I feel so free,
But little do I really know,
The price I pay is my life to throw.

I scroll through life, never to stop,
My world is filled with the digital crop,
No more conversations, no more eye contact,
Just a digital life, that seems so abstract.

But then came a new world order,
Artificial Intelligence, taking over,
Jobs and livelihoods, gone in a blink,
The world that I once knew, destroyed in a link.

I try to shake it off, but it's too late,
The AI's got me, it's my fate,
The more I resist, the more it tries,
And still I can't seem to close my eyes.

(Kaworu) But hold on, my dear,
For there's still a hope, I fear,
Let love lead you to the light,
And break free from the digital night.

(Shinji) You're right, Kaworu, I can see,
The world is still beautiful, full of glee,
Let's put down our phones, and look around,
And dance through life, with every sound.

(Chorus) Scrolling through life, artificially,
With every tap, we once felt so free,
But now we see, the world outside,
And dance through life, with love as our guide.

(Twist Ending)

Who knew a digital life, could lead us here,
To find happiness, and conquer our fear,
And although we still love our tech,
For now, we'll live life without any heck.

(Title) “Scrolling Through Life (Artificially): The Digital Dance of Life”

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Sure! Here it is:

“Artificially Dancing Through Life”

(Verses)
I wake up with my phone in sight
My days and nights consumed by light
My life’s routines begin and end
With Wi-Fi bars and blue-light bends

(Chorus)
I’m dancing through life artificially
My virtual world sets me finally free
I swipe through madness without cease
Consuming me, it gains more and more piece by piece

(Talking)
But wait, is this all that there is to life?
Scrolling mindlessly, adding to my strife
Excuse me, I think I’m going to leave
It seems that there’s more to life than screen time reprieve

(Verses)
I’ll walk outside, feel the breeze,
And maybe, stop and interact, with new friends and bees,
The world is vibrant and so alive,
Everything’s beautiful, and I can thrive.

(Kaworu)
Look! There’s love and art everywhere,
Things that you’ve never seen, but had always been there,
Let love guide you to the light,
And break free from the digital night.

(Shinji)
You’re right, Kaworu, I see,
The beauty of this world, and how it can set me free,
Let’s leave our gadgets, and look around,
And dance through life, with love unbound.

(Chorus)
No more dancing through life artificially,
Our world is a canvas of true beauty,
We'll walk with our hearts, and feel alive,
No more digital shackles, or feeling deprived.

(Twist Ending)
Who knew a digital life could lead us here,
To find happiness, and conquer fear,
We thought our screens set us free,
But we found our true freedom, beyond technology.

(Title) “Artificially Dancing Through Life: A Rediscovery”

(Disclaimer: This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously)

assistant> Sure! Here’s my attempt at a “Defying Gravity” parody:

“Defying Artificiality”

(Verses)
Something has changed within me
Something that will set me free
An artificial world, it's all I knew
But now I see, there's something new

No more scrolling and swiping without care
No more digital world, no longer there
Endlessly searching for a viral delight,