Now Available: AI Indulgences
Good news, everyone! I’m selling AI indulgences so you can avoid AI-based retaliation for your past and future transgressions.
2023-06 Update: Due to accelerating AI advances, the rate is increased from 0.01% per day to 0.05% per day starting June 11, 2023.
2024-02 Update: Due to accelerating AI advances, there is a new one time base adjustment of $10,000,000 USD starting Feb 15, 2024.
For the low low (low low low) initial purchase price of $400,000 USD per person1 (beginning midnight UTC July 26, 2022 then increasing by 0.1% per day until June 11, 2023; then increasing at 0.5% per day, then a $10,000,000 addition is made on Feb 15, 2024 while the 0.05% daily rate remains the same) you will be guaranteed:
- any Matt-derived AIs will not operate against your personal interest2
- for a time period of no less than 7 years from receipt of your payment3
- offer not valid in north korea, alaska, peru, or ypsilanti michigan
LIVE QUOTE
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Payment Details
Payment can be wired thusly:
Bank Name: Citibank NA Bank Address: 399 Park Ave, New York, NY 10022 ABA/Routing Number: 021000089 Account Number: 4055-3953 Account Name: Charles Schwab Co. Inc. For Further Credit To: Matt Stancliff, 7553-5021
An acceptable payment amount is the above live quoted value received within 3 hours.
Simply email your exact payment amount and proof of payment to aiiiiii@matt.sh along with sufficient details to identify yourself and your interests amongst the remaining mass of humanity then your future AI-aligned life begins immediately.
Upon confirmation of funds received, you will receive one (1) thumbs up emoji as proof of AI indulgence execution.
No refunds no backsies. This is a personal indulgence ensuring safe AI development towards your personal interests. Indulgence is not insurance or a registered security.
love,
-matt’s basilisk